The Lobito Corridor: Unpacking U.S. Diplomacy and Debt in Zambia @Potus @JoeBiden @Flotus @HHichilema

The Lobito Dream and the Dance of Diplomatic Rhetoric: A Satire on Lofty Promises and Imperial Benevolence

In the grand hall of American diplomacy, where every handshake is choreographed and every smile is rehearsed, President Joseph R. Biden, Jr. met President Hakainde Hichilema of Zambia—a meeting steeped in the kind of verbose optimism that only superpowers can muster. The agenda? To remind the world that the U.S.-Zambian relationship is not just a relationship but a “shared commitment” to economic and democratic progress. You might laugh if it weren’t so predictably insincere.

The centerpiece of this discussion was the Lobito Trans-Africa Corridor, a shiny new rail line from the Angola border into Zambia. A vision, a marvel, a corridor of promises. Biden and Hichilema spoke of it as if it were a latter-day Silk Road, poised to revolutionize African trade. Of course, they omitted the minor detail that the corridor, like so many grand infrastructure projects, could easily morph into a white elephant—a monument to dreams deferred and debt accrued.

A Compact of Complications

The presidents proudly announced a $491 million Millennium Challenge Corporation (MCC) compact. The United States, benevolent as ever, pledged $458 million, leaving Zambia to scrape together $33 million. The disparity in these figures might raise an eyebrow, but wait—it’s all in the spirit of partnership, right? Ignore, for a moment, that the MCC has a history of using its “compacts” as soft power tools, subtly steering developing nations toward America’s strategic interests.

And what exactly does this compact promise? Sustainable and inclusive economic growth for the people of Zambia. Oh, you mean the kind of sustainable growth that requires unsustainable levels of debt? Or the inclusivity that includes everyone except the local farmers displaced by rail construction?

Jobs for Democracy or Democracy for Jobs?

The presidents affirmed their “conviction” that resilient democracies are the secret sauce for quality jobs and economic growth. This is the kind of neoliberal sermon that would make Milton Friedman blush. It’s a charming idea, except for the inconvenient truth that many resilient democracies struggle with wealth inequality, wage stagnation, and disillusioned voters.

What Biden and Hichilema really mean is this: “If you want our money, you better keep your political house in order.” Zambia, a nation trying to claw its way out of decades of debt traps and governance challenges, is being asked to walk a tightrope. Too much reform, and you alienate your base. Too little reform, and you risk losing U.S. investments.

Debt: The Elephant in the Room

Ah, the poetic irony of two presidents lamenting unsustainably high debt while signing deals that might exacerbate that very problem. The U.S. speaks of advocating for reform as if it’s a moral crusade, conveniently forgetting its own history of predatory lending through institutions like the World Bank and IMF.

And here’s the kicker: “Countries should not be held back from investing in their development by the need to service unsustainably high debt.” Translation? Zambia’s debt to China is a problem, but debt to Western institutions is just good business. The Lobito Corridor may lower the cost of transporting goods, but who will lower the cost of servicing Zambia’s financial obligations?

The Curtain Call

In the end, the meeting between Biden and Hichilema was a masterclass in the theater of diplomacy. The promises were grand, the rhetoric lofty, and the contradictions glaring. The Lobito Trans-Africa Corridor might one day become a lifeline for Zambian trade—or it might become another cautionary tale in the annals of development economics.

So, dear reader, as you sip your coffee and contemplate the world’s problems, take a moment to marvel at the audacity of imperial benevolence. Remember, the road to economic hell is paved with good intentions—and occasionally with railroad ties funded by the Millennium Challenge Corporation.

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